May 22nd, 2010 at 12:43PM
ON PROTECTING YOUR FAVORITE BAR: Simple rules to lay down your sent and protect your fort of drinking and solitude. If you’re like me, you like stability. You like the same group of friends, the same drink, a good job and the same bar. This bar will end up being your home away from home. It doesn’t matter what kind of bar it is. It could be the quiet bar with a stack of books, it could be the crazy dance party club, but regardless of which one it is, it is still YOUR bar. To protect your interest and to keep all negative energy away from your personal watering hole, here are a few tips to help your cause: ONLY INVITE FRIENDS. Do not invite people you are  casually dating. If this bar is as good as you think it is, chances are that a person you are attracted to, will also be attracted to your bar. I suggest you wait till there is some serious commitment (8 months or more) before introducing your sex buddy to your favorite bar. This will avoid the occasional run in of enemies behind the line. DRINK EARLY. OR COME LATE. The best time to get introduced to the bar is to come at slow times, this makes you become more friendly with the workers and other regulars. Don’t come and peak hours, this will force you to talk to people who AREN’T regulars which can always be weird afterwards. NEVER HOOK UP WITH REGULARS/BARTENDERS/WORKERS AT THE BAR. You dont hook up with best friends, coworkers, or bar regulars. This is what we call “SHITTING WHERE YOU EAT” DONT BE SCARED TO GO ALONE. Half of what makes this bar “your bar” is that you can act like it your damn living room. So fucking get in your fucking living room and tell that bitch to stop giving you the eye. You’ve been here since the day they opened. DO NOT BE SCARED OF BULLSHIT. The day will come when someone you despise walks in. DO NOT BACK DOWN. Sit in plain view, have a few laughs with the bartender or continue reading your book. THIS IS YOUR DOMAIN DO NOT BACK DOWN. HANDLE YOUR LIQUOR. no one likes an obnoxious regular. And there you go, a few little tips on holding down your fort and keeping your dignity all at the same time. A good watering hole is hard to find. Good luck out there.

ON PROTECTING YOUR FAVORITE BAR:

Simple rules to lay down your sent and protect your fort of drinking and solitude.

If you’re like me, you like stability. You like the same group of friends, the same drink, a good job and the same bar.

This bar will end up being your home away from home. It doesn’t matter what kind of bar it is. It could be the quiet bar with a stack of books, it could be the crazy dance party club, but regardless of which one it is, it is still YOUR bar. To protect your interest and to keep all negative energy away from your personal watering hole, here are a few tips to help your cause:

  1. ONLY INVITE FRIENDS. Do not invite people you are  casually dating. If this bar is as good as you think it is, chances are that a person you are attracted to, will also be attracted to your bar. I suggest you wait till there is some serious commitment (8 months or more) before introducing your sex buddy to your favorite bar. This will avoid the occasional run in of enemies behind the line.
  2. DRINK EARLY. OR COME LATE. The best time to get introduced to the bar is to come at slow times, this makes you become more friendly with the workers and other regulars. Don’t come and peak hours, this will force you to talk to people who AREN’T regulars which can always be weird afterwards.
  3. NEVER HOOK UP WITH REGULARS/BARTENDERS/WORKERS AT THE BAR. You dont hook up with best friends, coworkers, or bar regulars. This is what we call “SHITTING WHERE YOU EAT”
  4. DONT BE SCARED TO GO ALONE. Half of what makes this bar “your bar” is that you can act like it your damn living room. So fucking get in your fucking living room and tell that bitch to stop giving you the eye. You’ve been here since the day they opened.
  5. DO NOT BE SCARED OF BULLSHIT. The day will come when someone you despise walks in. DO NOT BACK DOWN. Sit in plain view, have a few laughs with the bartender or continue reading your book. THIS IS YOUR DOMAIN DO NOT BACK DOWN.
  6. HANDLE YOUR LIQUOR. no one likes an obnoxious regular.

And there you go, a few little tips on holding down your fort and keeping your dignity all at the same time.

A good watering hole is hard to find. Good luck out there.

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